55: Banana

Banana She decided to wear the yellow coat—it was cute and short enough to show off her legs.  By the time she realized the guy yelling “Hey Banana” was talking to her she was almost inside the train station.  She turned, curious.  “Can I peel you,” he asked.  She sighed.  Next time, she’d wear sweats. [...]

You’re pretty! But not really.

I’m walking down Lenox this morning when a cute girl in knee-high black suede boots walks past me.  Right then, I thought to tell her that perhaps Lenox and 135th wasn’t the place for her to be in that outfit.  I mean, she should be able to dress any way she wants but in this [...]

Taxi? Psssych!

I’m looking out the window of Jimbo’s on Lenox Ave. at a guy waving down a taxi.  The weather is miserable– snow, rain, wind, and puddles the size of continents– so I’m surprised that the guy doesn’t hop right into the taxi as soon as it stops.  Instead, he points, indicating that he wants the [...]