Break out the windows of your car
Heard about a car that had been trashed from a friend of mine and that got me to thinking about a story from way back. So, when I lived in a Brooklyn brownstone the landlord’s daughter occupied the rental unit in the basement. Her boyfriend came over often and then after a while he just kinda never left. Since it was rent free for her, it must have been free for him too, right? Pay dirt. But one day the other woman found out where he was laying his head, had her home girl drive her over and yelled for him to come out. He wouldn’t come outside (he was probably getting a fresh beat down from the landlord’s daughter about the woman outside her apartment) so we all watched from the windows as she commenced to trashing his motorcycle right out front. I mean, she went to TOWN until she got tired and her friend drove her away. The motorcycle was never the same and dude didn’t last much longer downstairs. This makes the second funniest woman scorned story I’ve seen myself. The other is way too long to type. Spark any similar memories for any of you?
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Well, more than 15 years ago, I dated some who constantly professed his love for me. Only problem is, he professed it to his childs mother also. A quick confrontation, and three women later, we sat our plan in motion. Since I was the one that he spent nights with I quickly threw on my sexiest night gown and awaited his arrival. Wine, candle light, and soft music awaited him. And as I gently tied his hands to the headboard, and whispered sweet nothings in his ear… they sprung from the closet and we beat that a&$. He drove away naked upon gaining his freedom! He never cheated on anyone again. He’s happily married with children.
Uhm, this is like a scene out of a movie. LOL! So, you beat him down and left him there to free himself?
…had one of those moments n my teens when I was home sick from school…when a woman was ringing the doorbell to our house & yelling “Get your ASS out of there…I know u’re n there with her!” Needless to say she had the wrong crib… but his car was parked n front of my home. I watched as she slashed the tires..smashed his windshield & walked off. A real live soap opera…later the man came out of building next door…he was upset but did not seem too surprised:-)
I am really thankful that I don’t have any story like that! I think it’s comical when it’s happening to someone else or when you’ve outgrown the whole situation and you can look back and chuckle. I’ve had really weird relationships, but none of them escalated to the level of a public display of drama… but if it ever did I think I would have to laugh then and there because at that moment I would realize that the situation has instantly been outgrown….carry on!
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